by Ineech Qanaftek on Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:10 am
Hi, I'm Jason, but, as Chewie knows, no one named Jason is ever called by his name. There's just too darn many of us. My handle here is an Arabic phrase meaning "Have Intercourse with your Couch." I have been known as Pope (not the Pope, just a pope) since I was ten. For the past three years, though, I am usually called Private (being in the Army and all). Old pseudonyms include "Man of Cheese" and "The Baconator."
I'm 26, I started playing in 1994, just after The Dark came out, but I could only find one starter and a few boosters until Fallen Empires came out. I played all through Middle and High School, but quit in 2001, when I got on a new diet. Its a good one, that evey 250 pound 18-year-old should try: "Momma don't feed me no' mo'."
In 2006, I joined the Army in order to move out of the economic black hole of Flint, Michigan (highest unemploymen in the country!) and for the GI bill (now with more money than ever). In 2007, I was posted in Kansas, which is as lame as it sounds. When I ran into some other joes playing Magic, I was elated! I now had something better to do with my time than get hammered and go whoring (as my then girlfriend, now wife, was thousands of miles away back in Flint, whoring was not at all exciting).
I got involved with a great Friday night Chaos group at a local shop, and hold a near-perfect record at Saturday's drafts (I placed second only twice). After the drafts, we played D&D. I liked these guys so much, my DM actually came to my wedding (the other guys had to work...it was a Tuesday morning).
I drive to Kansas City, over two hours, for every prerelease.
When I get back, a week or two from now...Crap! I didn't mention that I'm in Iraq, and yes, we play a lot of Magic out here, too. When I get back, I'm entering in the PTQ, and plan to kick some serious hindquarters. Sealed Zendikar!
Peace,
Pope